with your own penis?
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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