im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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