Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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