Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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