girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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