i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
oh god the rape fog is back!
Please, let me fuck your mom
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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