from now on my penis is your penis
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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