I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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