You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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