I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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