Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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