Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Randomize
