What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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