I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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