Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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