I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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