You can't motorboat a personality
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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