Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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