You work out of a Hotel?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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