Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
should my penis look like a turkey
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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