Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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