Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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