That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
bring money and cleavage
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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