i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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