Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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