just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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