You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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