he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I came so hard my ears popped.
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