Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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