its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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