No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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