I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
