East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
PANTIES FOUND
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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