she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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