I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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