she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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