so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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