hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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