Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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