found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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