If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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