I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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