i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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