whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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