Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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