If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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