I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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