I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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