If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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