NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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