ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
only you would photoshop your dick
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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