This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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