You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I have post one night stand depression
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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