I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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