I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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