"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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