no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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