Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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