there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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