can u get pink eye on your cock?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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